whoa!
Putangina! I almost had a car accident... driver ng accord na puti bakit ang BOBO mo.. punyeta ka.. kamuntikan m0 na akong mabunggo... buti nalang narinig mo ang sigaw ko...putangina mo.. ginulat mo ako.. malapit na malapit na.. whew!
Imagine yourself driving slowly looking for parking then this fuckin car quickly reverses out of his parking spot from your left front side.. fuck.. just an inch more and he could have smashed my side destroyed my beautiful left front rim and killed me with insurance because it will go higher (if i get into an accident)... its a good thing my window was open and his window was open too... so he heard me shout..
"WHOOOOAAAA SHETTT!!!" then he suddenly stopped... then i said...
"LOOK AT YOUR BACK B4 YOU BACK UP MAN!!!" sabay mura ako ng mura ng putangina putangina putangina putangina ahahhaha...
I swear I don't have a slang accent but that incident truly brought it out.. bwahahha.. its funny now but my hands were shaking after it happened.. i needed a good 5 minutes of shaking it off.. shet POTA!!! last time i felt that was when someone pointed a gun at my head when I was riding a bus near taft ave.. remember that Bing and Mari? I was so shaken up.. pero that was different though.. hehe.. but kinda similar incident lang...
On other things, I got a write-up from work.. bwahahaha.. im so bad.. cuz i don't care.. bwahahah... i am more concerned about taking my accounting test this monday.. bwhahaha.. i need to fucken ace that test...
hmmmm.. yeah I drank last night with Nae and her friends.. it's a good way to make way for the weekend.. hahaha.. we finished two bottles of hennessy hahaha.. and man i thought i was still lightweight with hard.. almost all of em were drunk and i was only buzzed.. you know how boring that was cuz the alcohol isn't creeping in anymore.. i think i need to stop drinking because my tolerance is so high.. that i need to drink a lot.. A LOT man.. can you imagine bart last saturday.. i drank around 13-14 (bottles and cans) of beer and I was able to drive back home.... and wake up the next day to do gardening.. siyet! it's 9:07 na.. check you guys later im gonna be late for class.. payce out!
Shout OUts:
Mych: onga noh.. haha.. pumunta nga pala kayo nun hahah.. tangina kakamiss tuloy kayo.. :( pinaalala mo yung fontana reunions... :(... musta na nga pala sila? nagkikita pa ba kayo?
KALAY: cute cute naman ng beybi mo.. hihihi.. wag ka magalala ang una kong itutura sa baby mo ay kung pano magjoke ng dwende bwahahaha....
RUSS: i saw your pictures.. and saya naman hehehe.. it makes me miss home more... wala lang.. im going there soon.. BWAHAHAH.. (evil laugh)
BING: i know ang bilis noh??? shet.. parang dati dati lang ay... ahem.. wala lang hahaha...
Z: HOY APO! tumigil ka jan mangasar.. nde pa ba sinabi ng nanay mo AMPON KA LANg.. hahaha. joke.. miss ko na kyong mga loko loko!!! tara sama ako.. in spirit na lang.. hehehehe...
ARIANE: onga e.. kelangan ko rin ng pera.. sana sweldo araw araw noh.. hehhee... :P musta na nga pala?
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